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The Ne'er-do-well at the In-n-Out
'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'
'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'
'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'
"My inner-slacker is crying out to be released."
'Can you do something for my teenage son? He's afraid of hard work.'
"I should've know my ex was a lazy, no-good bum when I found out he lived in a loafer."
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, nursery song, nursery songs, old woman who lived in a shoe, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, fable, fables, children's story, children's book, folk story, folk stories, loafer, loafers, boyfriend, boyfriends, lazy, laziness, ex, ex-boyfriends, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
"'You're a work boot' my mother said. 'Don't ever marry a loafer' she said, but did I listen???"
'You've frittered your life away on beer and skittles!'
"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'
'Did you know the boss can do bird imitations? Right now he's watching us like a hawk.'
'This email says that we're getting inspected today by corporate.'
One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'
'Bradley takes cyberloafing to a whole new level.'
Book on Thumb Twiddling
"The employees are loafing again. I'm going out there and induce labor."
Tags:work ethic, work ethics, workload, workloads, lazy, laziness, employee, employees, employer, employers, management, managements, manager, managers, supervisor, supervisors, loafing, loafer, loafers, loafing, slacker, slackers, slacking, induced labour, induced labor, induce, inducing, employee morale
Penny loafers on sale for 2500 cents.
"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
Tags:hall of fame, fame, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinator, lazy, slothful, dawdler, slowpoke, dilly dally, loafer, loafers, straggler, procrastination, excuses, delay, late, suspension, linger, stoppage, lag, tarry, postponement, dwadler, dwadlers, dawdling, loiter, work ethic, work ethics, building site, building sites, construction site, construction sites
"Actually he goes with the house...he's been loafing there for ten years and according to the law of easement by prescription..."
Tags:real estate, realty, realtors, real estate sales, real estate easement, easement, legal right, legal rights, estate agent, estate agents, loafer, loafers, freeloader, freeloaders, free-loader, free-loaders, couch potato, couch potatoes, real estate law, law of easement by prescription, right of way
'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'
'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'
'Student debt, recession, underemployment...five years of community college taught me lots of excuses why I need to live at home!'
'You know what they say - you get out of life what you put into it.'