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AVCO Loan & Collection Co.
Honest Ernie's E-Z Money Laundering
The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger
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"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
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Kwick Loans Street Vendor
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'I'm sorry, son, but I'm not in the bad debt business anymore.'
'I have lots of experience. I was a loan shark for a decade.'
LOAN - just say 'No'
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
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The carefully chosen Sorry-I-Can't-Pay-My-Gambling-Debt card helped soften the blow.
'We've agreed to approve your loan if you can promise us first dibs on your liver.'
'Accounts, I have an overdue payment notice for you.'
"Relax, you only missed one payment. Don't beat yourself up. That's my job."
'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'
Jenny's Lemonade and Mortgage Refinancing (with backward 'e's).
Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank
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"Sounds good, but what do I have to put up as collateral?"
"Never trust a lone shark."
Men in office, "Congratulations Mr Smith as soon as I saw you I knew you were the right man for the job."
'Well, this is a pleasant surprise...I say I can't pay you back and you want to take me swimming!?'
'We've consolidated your loans into one loan shark.'
'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'
'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'