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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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'I believe you want the loan officer. He's two doors down.'
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"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."
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'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'
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'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'
'I'd like one of those loans I won't have to pay back.'
'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'
'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'
We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!
'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'
'The bank gave us a 100 million credit line. Why won't you loan me a quarter?'
'Well, yes, I give the toys away for free, but I make it up in volume.'
'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'
'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'
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'Is credit that tight?'
'No, wait, that's not a bad idea! Put in a starbucks.'
'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'
"Your business plan is very interesting, but I'm a venture capitalist, not a compulsive gambler!"
I get to make the rules because I'm rich & you're not!
"Mrs. Beasley wants to borrow a cup of money."
'You don't qualify for our traditional mortgages. However, you do qualify for our predatory loan program.'
'Seven. How old were you when you got your first credit card application in the mail?'
'In a surprise move, the fed said interest rates would stay the same, but hemlines would rise.'