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'Wow, is this what we owe?'
'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."
"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."
"Can you make it look like I don't need a loan so I can get one?"
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'You're what we call 'high risk'.'
'You want a loan, you say? Ha, Ha, that's a good one!....Where in the world did you hear that banks made loans?!'
"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."
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"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."
'Let me through, I'm a creditor!'
EZ Loan - Thumbs Down.
'Phones don't convey the menace ... I mean ... the personal touch of debt collection.'
'You don't qualify for our traditional mortgages. However, you do qualify for our predatory loan program.'
'We're not clear who is running your company.'
'I think we have a place for you in our predatory lending department.'
'Seven. How old were you when you got your first credit card application in the mail?'
'In a surprise move, the fed said interest rates would stay the same, but hemlines would rise.'
'They didn't believe me.'
'As your financial adviser, I would have to advise against lending Dave a tenner until next tuesday.'
'We'll give you the loan if you agree to wear this tracking device until the loan is repaid.'
'I have a six-figure life-style and a five-figure income.'
'Gotta go. Someone richer is on my other line.'
'Sold too soon' therapist on duty.
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