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'I have the results of your stress test, and to be on the safe side, I want you to stop looking at your 401k.'
'Wow, is this what we owe?'
Thursday, August 2, 1990, Early in the Morning, the Watternods' Dog Ponders the S. & L. Mess
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'So, how much can you lend me?'
'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'
"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
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'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'
'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
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'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
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"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."
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AVCO Loan & Collection Co.
'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"No." "Nooooo". "Noooooooooo."
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"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."
'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'
"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."
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'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'
"Tell you what I'll do—if that lady over there deposits a big chunk of dough, I'll give you some of it."
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"I'd like some means to achieve my ends."
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"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."