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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
Slammer on the Spot
'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'
Exercised my stock options but am unable to access my wealth for another 6 months
Prisoner making hash marks all over his cell and his cellmate.
"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."
"Usually 20 minutes on the jolly jumper and they're ready to join everyone else again."
"I'd ask you in, but lockup is in 5 minutes."
"Eh ...It seemed like a good idea at the time!"
Man blocking off a crime book.
Locking Up Crime
One prisoner dog to another: 'So then I told him, 'Go ahead and throw that stick one more time...' '
He figured dating a lawyer might come in handy one day.
"You've got a lot of nerve, Lefty. . . using your one phone call to call a locksmith!"