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Slammer on the Spot
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'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'
Exercised my stock options but am unable to access my wealth for another 6 months
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'I was inclined to sentence you to community service but the community wants you locked up.'
"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."
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"I didn't know they were actually serious about checks and balances on the executive branch."
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'You need to get out more.'
"I'm hoping to be out on parole soon."
"I'm in for killing a guy for snoring."
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'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'
"When things freeze up, I just push this little escape button. I wish life could be like that."
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'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'
"I'd ask you in, but lockup is in 5 minutes."
'I've rolled a double. Can I come out?'
'Well, if you ask me mate, I think you want locking up.'
Man blocking off a crime book.
The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror
'You've escaped once too often haven't you?'
'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'
'We don't call it 'locked up' anymore. We now call it 'travel compromised'.'
"I don't know, Tia Carmen. All these outside forces influencing Baldo and Gracie...they scare me. Bad TV, crazy friends, drugs everywhere..."
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Locking Up Crime
"Nah na-na nah, latchkey kid."
He figured dating a lawyer might come in handy one day.