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"I miss the old cubicles."
snowman tired of being in a snowglobe
"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, accident, accidents, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, locked in, stuck, trapped, destroyed, ruined, damaged, customer service, service
Exercised my stock options but am unable to access my wealth for another 6 months
Tags:stock market, stock, stocks, wealth, wealthy, stock broker, stock brokers, rich people, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandling, panhandle, lock-up, lock up, lock in, lock-in, lock out, lock-out, locked, locked in, locked out, locked up, share, shareholders, shareholder, locked market, poverty, initial public offering, ipo, profit, profits, investor, investors, investment, investments
'He's under office-arrest.'
"We don't waterboard prisoners any more. We just lock them in a room with a used car salesman."
Tags:tortures, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, interrogations, enhanced interrogation, waterboard, waterboards, waterboarding, black site, black sites, used car salesman, used car salesmen, salesmen, salesman, lock, locks, locking in, locked in, car salesman, car salesmen, military, cia, military personnel
'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'
There's a special place in Hell for folks who leave kids or pets locked in the car with the windows rolled up.
'She says she got into it back at a carnival in Johnstown, Pennsylvania!'
Waiting for the Sun
Tags:sun, sunshine, little joys, small joys, morning sun, sunray, ray of sun, waiting, wait, waits, patiently waiting, stuck indoors, stuck inside, indoors, inside, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, passive, passivity, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, corona, virus, hermit, hermits, locked in, locked away, shut-in, shut-ins, optimism, optimistic, vitamin d, stir crazy, relax, relaxing
"What are you in for?"
"I locked the keys inside -- Do you have a bobby pin?"
Tags:tank, tanks, keys, car keys, locked in, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, bobby pin, bobby pins, picklock, pick lock, picklocks, pick locks, lock pick, lock picks, lockpick, lockpicks, break in, breaking in, sherman tank, sherman tanks, breaks in, break in, locked car, locked cars
A Padlock and a Pet Key.
Tags:padlock, padlocks, key, keys, head, pet, key, person, bizarre, surreal, surrealist, psychological, locked in, locked-in, mental block, mental blocks, writers block, writers blocks, psychological block, psychological blocks, syndrome, psychology, psychiatry, therapy, mental, state, metaphor, metaphorical, symbolic, unlock, lock, mind, brain, states
Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.
'What follows 47, sir'
'Where in heavens did I leave that key???'
'Locked-in syndrome research centre.
'No phone. The office is locked. Everyone is on vacation. I'm alone without a key.'
I had an executives worst nightmare. My golden handcuffs prevented me from opening my golden parachute.
'Our most valued employees.'
'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'
Dodge City Installs the First Walk in Safe
Padlock with person in keyhole
Tags:padlock, padlocks, prisons, locked in, prison, prisoner, prisoners, tyranny, tyrant, tyrants, dictatorships, oppressive regime, oppressive regimes, dictatorship, imprisoned, jail, gaol, jailed, oppression, oppressed, lock, key, freedom, free, trapped, trap, oppressive, regime, psychology, psychological, isolation, confinement