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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'
"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."
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Al the Locksmith.
Exercised my stock options but am unable to access my wealth for another 6 months
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'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'
'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'
"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"
"Oh... Was that you knocking?"
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"We need to cut staff and reduce health care costs, so when people leave to smoke, lock the doors."
Citizen of the year Irwin Johansen leaves his key to the city in the city and is thus locked out.
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
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"I'm starting an open door policy..." "But the bottom half is locked!"
Wolf calls a lock smith.
'My wife had me locked out of the house until she realized that I was the one bringing home the bacon.'
'It's keyhole surgery. I'll be operating on you from behind that locked door.'
"I've locked myself out, I don't suppose you could..."
I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house.
"Baldo, are you almost home? I locked myself out of the house again."
'What do you mean we need a locksmith?'
'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'
'Hi, is this Fred's Locksmithing Services? I understand you work on foreign models?'
'Where in heavens did I leave that key???'
Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?
Harper locked us out again? Canadian parliament prorogued.