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"I locked the keys inside."
"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'
"As part of new security measures, Doris has locked me out of the house."
Tags:marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, failing marriage, failing marriages, failing relationship, failing relationships, marital difficulties, relationship difficulties, kicked out, locked out, dumped, downplay, downplaying, making up excuses, excuses, bravado, false bravado, understate, understated, divorce, male conversations, male friendships
Keep out - Covid-19
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, keep away, locked out, shut down, shutdown, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, safe distance, safe distances, outside world, quarantine, quarantines, quaratining, fear, fears, germ, germs, germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic
"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, moms, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers, parental, maternal, paternal, lock, locked out, locked, blocked, block, block the door, door, doorway, home, home life, family life, modern, crimes, warrant, warrants, criminal, marriage, married, kids, kid, child, children
Al the Locksmith.
Exercised my stock options but am unable to access my wealth for another 6 months
Tags:stock market, stock, stocks, wealth, wealthy, stock broker, stock brokers, rich people, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandling, panhandle, lock-up, lock up, lock in, lock-in, lock out, lock-out, locked, locked in, locked out, locked up, share, shareholders, shareholder, locked market, poverty, initial public offering, ipo, profit, profits, investor, investors, investment, investments
'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'
'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'
"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"
"Oh... Was that you knocking?"
Tags:married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital spat, marital spats, cold shoulder, knock, knocks, silent treatment, silent treatments, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, winter, wintertime, locked out, lock out
"We need to cut staff and reduce health care costs, so when people leave to smoke, lock the doors."
Forgot Password & User ID
Tags:password, passwords, user id, user ids, forget, forgot, forgets, forgotten, forgetting, forgetful, modern day problem, modern day problems, modern issues, modern era, modern day and age, panhandle, panhandling, homeless, homelessness, living on the streets, live on the streets, lives on the streets, lived on the streets, beg, begs, begging, begged, beggar, beggars, first world problem, first world problems, technology, dependant, depend, co-dependant, codependency, depending, locked out, lock out, locking out, locks out
Citizen of the year Irwin Johansen leaves his key to the city in the city and is thus locked out.
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
Tags:home, homes, locked out, phone, phones, smart phone, smart phones, technology, holiday, vacation, holidays, vacations, returning from holiday, returning from vacation, key, lock, locks, smart technology, men, man, tired, grumpy, exhausted, smart malfunctioning technology, tech, broken technology, broken phone, new technology, smart house, smart home, home security, smart houses, smart homes, security, burglary, break in, burglaries, locksmith, locksmiths
"I'm starting an open door policy..." "But the bottom half is locked!"
Wolf calls a lock smith.
'My wife had me locked out of the house until she realized that I was the one bringing home the bacon.'
'It's keyhole surgery. I'll be operating on you from behind that locked door.'
"I've locked myself out, I don't suppose you could..."
I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house.
"Baldo, are you almost home? I locked myself out of the house again."
'What do you mean we need a locksmith?'