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'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
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"We get this place renamed the 'men-only prison,' and women will be demanding admission."
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"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."
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"I should have listened when it said 'this call is being monitored for your protection'."
"If I'm to continue proclaiming your innocence, you'll have to tell me where you've hidden the money."
Tags:law, laws, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, mafia bosses, mob boss, mob bosses
"Oh, give me a break. My attorney's book has sold twice that many copies."
"That's interesting. My parents did spank."
Prison on an airplane
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"I consider myself fortunate. All the guys I grew up with are either dead or attorneys."
"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
Tags:bird, birds, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, migrate, migration, migrations, migrating, fly south, flying south, birds flying south, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, florida, winter, winters, wintertime, wintertimes, prison, prisons, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, locked up, abandon, abandoned, jail, jails, in jail, abandonment, unsupported, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios."
Tags:movie, movies, movie treatment, movie treatments, movie maker, movie makers, film treatment, film treatments, treatment, treatments, film, films, filming, film maker, filmmaker, film makers, filmmakers, producer, producers, director, directors, screenplay, screenplays, story board, storyboard, story boards, storyboards, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away
Slammer on the Spot
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"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"Here they come!"
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"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."
Maximum Insecurity Prison
"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."
"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."
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"My gift for embezzling was overshadowed only by their gift for auditing."
"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."
Tags:hotel, hotels, bellboy, bellboys, door man, door men, doorman, doormen, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, locked up, locked-up, tip, tips, tipping, gratuity, gratuities, imprisoned, imprisonment, warn, warning, warnings, hotel guest, hotel guests, hotel attendant, hotel attendants, hotel staff, customer service
Tags:career, careers, career prospect, career prospects, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, hopes and dreams, career criminal, career criminals, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, in prison, jail, in jail, locked up, prisoner, prisoners, desk job, desk jobs, professional, professionalism, prison cell, prison cells
"Nothing from the governor, but I did manage to get you a tax extension."
"They say stick to what you know and I thought I knew armed robbery."