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'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'
'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'
Pilot locking jet with remote.
The princess and the key
The Feeglemans devised a great way to defray babysitting costs.
Citizen of the year Irwin Johansen leaves his key to the city in the city and is thus locked out.
'It's a very safe block. I never lock my cell door when I go out.'
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To discourage herself from frivolously using her credit card, Gwen attached it to a ball and chain.
'Darling you left the key in the car again!'
"The reason I'm not providing ID is because I've lived here 35 years and been your husband for 20 of them!"
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'We got tired of being broken into!'
'I knew it was a bad idea giving the rats steroids.'
'Who are you?'
Monkeys Monkeys in the form of Lock keys
Stocks and Bonds
'Doris, I'm not selling anything - I've left my keys in the car with your glasses.'
'I can't find my key.'
Prisoner with lots of Locks.
'I'm afraid his memory's going, now he can't remember the combination of the drinks cabinet!'
His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'