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'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'
Al the Locksmith.
'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'
'I'm tired of you tracking soot and dust into the house. Please call a locksmith next year and use the front door.'
"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"
"Back off. I got house keys and I'm not afraid to use them."
'I know your sentence is up, but the locksmith died last year.'
Houdini's car keys.
"We wouldn't have this problem if you'd just bury your bones like other dogs!"
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
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'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'
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Wolf calls a lock smith.
Goldie's last call.
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Robber in Locksmiths "..and don't try to make a bolt for the door"
'We COULD bust him for every non-forced illegal entry in the district...or is that just too darn easy?'
'I'm a locksmith I'm making a bolt for the door.'
'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'
'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'
'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'
A locksmith's door has a sign, 'Out to Latch.'
'Got your toolbox, Ed? I forgot my keys.'
Hysterical Marker, Welcome to Pennsylvania, the Keystone State, Home of the World's Largest Pun.
'My keys are in the trunk, and I can't get them out.'
'You the one who called for a locksmith?'