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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
'Sorry about that little interruption back at the office with the cops bursting in. So, where were we?'
For sale sign in prison yard
"I found your contact lens."
"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."
"Keeping track of how long you've been here?"
'That new guy sure is hang-offish.'
Maximum Security Blanket
"I'd ask you in, but lockup is in 5 minutes."
'Do you miss your wife?' - 'Not really - this is the only place where I can finish a sentence.'
"You've got a lot of nerve, Lefty. . . using your one phone call to call a locksmith!"