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"What do you say we follow something else?"
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
Not an Entrance/Not An Exit
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"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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The girl with the sensible shoes.
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.'
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No Playing Basketball with Porcupines
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It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?
'Have you no common scents?!'
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'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'
'Who was that masked man?'
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"Race along is an absurd, arbitrary and nonsensical reason to hate someone."
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"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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Boole Orders Lunch: 'No,no,yes,no,no,no...'
"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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'He comes up with a solution to every problem... It's always practical, workable and wrong.'
If an alien from Mars is called a Martian, then is an alien from Venus called a Venetian?
'I hated to do it, but conflicts like this are inevitable without a logical language.'
"Well if that's not the law it certainly ought to be."
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'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'