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"A bed tax for visitors is just a first step. To further stimulate tourism to the UK after Brexit, we'll charge you for leaving, the UK, e-mailing the UK, writing to the UK, calling the UK and finally, avoiding the UK altogether."
'I'm sorry, ma'am. My computer says our fire station has been closed down by Boris Johnson.'
'I had that Ken Livingstone in the back of my cab last week and he says you've got my prescription all wrong.'
'You should all be wearing helmets'
Bike Hire/Berk Hire.
London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'
'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'
Archer for Mayor - "C'est la fragrant marie."
'Might've known fancy buggers in London would get one before rest of us.'