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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."
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"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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The More You're Awake The Longer You Live
"Plan on living long? I already am."
"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"
'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'
'To what do you attribute your longevity?'
'I've decided middle age is hard to determine - it depends on how long you live.'
'He was only ninety three.'
"Who wants to be 100? Only 99-year olds..."
''Immortality'? - We should live so long!'
'I'm 92 and I haven't got one enemy. They're all dead.'
'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'
"I come from a family of long livers."
"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."
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"John, face it. ALL these light bulbs will last longer than we will."
"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."
". . . What's the secret of your long life?"
"Why should I want to add years to my life when they all come at the end?"
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How To Keep Promises
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The secret of long life!
"Got any lightbulbs that WON'T BE the last ones I'll ever buy?"
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