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Bill and his pet tortoise
"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"
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"To what do you attribute your longevity."
"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"
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"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"
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"To avoid stress in the future, tell me what gifts you would like for the next ten Christmases!"
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"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"
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"Wow! You're over two months old - you must be the longest serving Monarch!"
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'To what do you attribute your longevity?'
''Immortality'? - We should live so long!'
"This says women live longer than men...mostly because they see a doctor more often. I only see a doctor when I'm sick."
"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."
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"My abuelita said if you spend too much time on the computer, you'll be visited by evil spirits!"
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"Didn't you go to the doctor this morning?"
"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"
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"Carmen, do you feel like life is passing us by?"
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"If I win, I'm taking my payments over the next 30 years!"
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"Looks like it'll be a little while before I assume the family CEO position."
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'I'm 92 and I haven't got one enemy. They're all dead.'
'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'