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A confused looking teacher reads a book called "A Multicultural Approach to Teaching Long Division".
"Can I carry the remainder over to the next question?"
When Cells Divide
"I address all of Daniel's spelling and long-division needs."
"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"
Boy on psychologist's couch: 'I have a fear of heights and long division.'
"Bring in everything we've got on long division."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'
'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'
'Every time I try to explain long division to your daughter, she gets this blank stare.'
Stop showing off! We get it.
"The human brain starts working the moment you're born, and doesn't stop working 'til you get to long division."