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'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'
A beautiful life
"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"
On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.
'How can I retire? MY father is still working.'
'Did you know women live longer than men?'
''Immortality'? - We should live so long!'
You know you're getting old when your birthday cake needs an extension.
'I'm 92 and I haven't got one enemy. They're all dead.'
'You know what they say, one hundred and ten is the new one hundred.'
'I exercised all my life. Took my vitamins, watched my diet, and where did it get me? A major illness at one hundred and four.'
"Next of kin? Well, there's Mom and Dad."
"I come from a family of long livers."
"I prefer to think of it as the death expectancy gap."
The secret of long life!