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An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart
"I credit our long marriage to Stockholm syndrome."
"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"
"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."
"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "
"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"
"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."
"We've been together so long we can finish each other's divorce threats."
"This is my wife of 42 years... uh..."
"We've been together through thick and thin....although neither of us can remember the thin part."
'Forty years is as much 'Happily Ever After' as I can tolerate.