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"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
'...any other business?'
"We've got a long meeting today, but not to worry, folks. I made sure we won't run out of coffee."
"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."
"My ringtone sounds like snoring, so I can keep my phone on during these meetings."
"Guys, I feel great, but your long meetings are really exhausting my electronics."
"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"
'Can't we take a long view without a long meeting?'
'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'
'Well, either you became religious or the meeting took a bit longer...'
"So, to summarise; Due to fact that we have run out of flip-charts, I declare that this meeting is adjourned."
"Help me! My head stayed awake through the meeting, but my entire body fell asleep."
"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."
"Can't we take a long view without a long meeting."
"Today's meeting will be twice as long as you could possibly imagine!"
"Excuse Wilson, he's still in flight mode."
"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"
"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."