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Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil
"What on earth makes you think giving up golf would be one of my new year's resolutions?"
'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'
"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."
Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.
'And I got this one for years of listening to him talk about all the medals he's won.'
'I don't care how much you paid for it! It's not staying in our bed!'
"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."