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"If this doesn't work we'll try a prescription with a lot more syllables."
Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'
German Spelling Bees
'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'
'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?"
Book is titled 'Apperceive the Foreboding and Undertake in Nonetheless'. Woman says: 'It's a Will Self-help book.'
"I know what I am, but I can't pronounce it."
"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"
"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"
'Before we can treat it, we need to pronounce it.'
'Hendrix here is our cheif of obfuscation and twelve dollar words.'
'There you go again, Doc, with those durned big words,,,,'
Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.
'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'
'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'