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'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
Women's Synchronized Peeing
Tags:synchronized swimming, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronised swimmer, synchronised swimmers, synchronised swimming, eating out, dining out, going to the bathroom, going to the loo, going to the toilet, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, buddy system, buddy systems, double date, double dates
Medicine cabinets labelled for the different days of the week
Tags:medical, medicine, medicines, drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, healthcare, health care, patient, patients, man, men, medicine cabinet, medicine cabinets, bathroom cabinet, bathroom cabinets, pill box, pill boxes, days of the week, bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, over-prescribed, over prescribed, too much, too many, medicine abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, drug abuse, prescription abuse, modern life
"Ah! Here it is!"
At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.
Tags:book, books, club, clubs, meeting, meetings, gather, gathers, gathering, gatherings, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrasses, embarrassing, control, controls, bladder, bladders, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, unable, inability, inabilities, problem, problems, ashamed, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Closed for cleaning.
Tags:toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, urology, urologist, urologists, doctor, doctors, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, typical, nuisance, nuisances, misfortune, awkward, desperate, desperation, urine, urinary, close, closed, closing, closer, close to home
Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".
Tags:public washroom, public washrooms, public bathroom, public bathrooms, public toilet, public toilets, public restroom, public restrooms, public loo, public loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, ladies room, lady's room, women's room, public, unclean, gross, unhygienic, unsanitary, service, vending machine, vending machines, pad, pads, sanitary pad, sanitary pads, sanitary napkins, tampon, tampons, sanitary towel, sanitary towels, menstrual pad, menstrual pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, monthly cycle, month cycles, emergency, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene product, feminine hygiene products, woman, women
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Kruthers on the toilet."
Tags:oversharing, overshare, status update, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restrooms, restroom, loo, news, news channel, news channels, news stations, news station, tv, television, televisions, world news, social media, useless information, news anchor, news anchors, toilet humour, toilet humor, nobody, every day person, social media friend, social media friends, everyday events, everyday event, uninterested, social media oversharing, shared, share, sharing
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'
Tags:rugby, scrum, scrums, potty, potties, toilet, toilets, break, breaks, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, lesson, lessons, scrummage, scrummages, rugby union, rugby league, loo, loos, desperate, desperation, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, ask permission, asks permission, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'
A man uses an outdoor urinal
Where Yule Logs Come From.
Tags:parrot, parrots, parroted, parroting, imitate, imitating, imitation, imitations, imitator, imitators, copy, copying, copy cat, copy-cat, toilet humour, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, cloakroom, cloakrooms, lavatory, lavatories, w.c.w.c.s, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, going to the toilet, farts, fart joke, fart jokes, poo, pooing, excrement, excretion, pet, pets, pet parrot, pet parrots, pet owner, pet owners
After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,
Women's Synchronized Peeing
Tags:women, woman, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, loo, toilet, toilets, women's room, going to the toilet, going to the washroom, going to the bathroom, going to the restroom, going to the women's room, ladies room, going to the ladies room, pair, pairs, group, groups, together, never alone, synchronised, synchronized, synchronised swimming, synchronized swimming, in sync, stereotype, stereotypes, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out
At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.
Tags:mike tyson, heavyweight, heavyweights, belt, belts, box, boxes, boxer, boxers, boxing, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopper, shoppers, shopping, irritable bowel syndrome, ibs, toilet, toilets, paper, papers, roll, rolls, loo, loos, punch, punches, punching, anger, angry, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
Tags:dung, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, insect, insects, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, block, blocked, blockages, sabotage, saboteur, sabotages, sabotaging, service, services, air, airs, enquiry, enquires, complains, complaint, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Employees Must Wash Hands
Tags:hygiene, hygiene standards, hand wash, hand washing, was hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, staff bathroom, staff bathrooms, staff toilet, staff toilets, double standard, double standards, employee, employees, office workers, office worker, instruct, instructions, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, loo, loos, washroom sign, washroom signs, restroom sign, restroom signs, bathroom sign, bathroom signs, hygiene regulation, hygiene regulations
Og invents the port-a-potty.
Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom
Tags:prehistoric, prehistory, history, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, tunnel, tunnels, male, males, females, genders, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, wc, wcs, men's room, women's room, line, lines, queue, queues, lining up, queuing, line up, long line, long lines, long queue, long queues, wait, waits, waiting, longer, always, male vs. female, men vs. women, sign, signs, signage
"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desk, check-in, staff, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aisle, aisles, aisle seat, aisle seats, seat, seats, seating, aisle seating, reserved, reservation, reservations, passenger, passengers, trip, tripping, restroom, restrooms, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, flight, flights, flying, rude passenger, rude passengers, customer service, service
'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '