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"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
'Whenever somebody tells me 'you go girl' I generally have to.'
'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'
'I'm taking a bathroom break. . . Keep turning the crank until I get back.'
"I need to tinkle."
Palanquin Toilet Break
Men, Women and Werewolves Restrooms.
"There he goes again."
"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"
"If we don't find a tree or fire hydrant soon, I'm going to bust."
"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."
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'We need 'em now.'
Joke Restroom: Out of Order - Please Use Next Door.
'Going anywhere nice?'
What happens when the men's toilets are closed.
'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'
'You don't have have to ask to go to toilet, Daisy!'
'Well you should have gone before we left!'
'Okay, counselor, I'll give you a ten minute recess.'
The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.
"Your waiting time will probably be 18 minutes!"
On longer walks, Alan often had to answer the call of nature.
"A strange thing. When I bagged him, he had this roll of toilet tissue in his paw."