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'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
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trump, donald trump, president donald trump, toilet, toilets, facility, facilities, toilet roll, toilet rolls, toilet paper, loo paper, loo roll, loo rolls, capitol building, the capitol building, united states capitol, constitution, american constitution, united states constitution, power, powers, abuse, abuses, abusing, supreme law, supreme laws, criminal, criminals, dictators, dictating, abuse of power, entitle, entitled, entitlement, breaking the law, value, values'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'
'It just hasn't been my day.'
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desert, deserts, toilet roll, toilet rolls, loo roll, loo rolls, toilet paper, toilet papers, loo paper, loo papers, stuck, stick, sticks, sticking, bad luck, hard luck, unlucky, unhappy, unhappiness, realise, realises, realising, realised, realisation, realisations, foot, feet, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'
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flush, flushed, flushing, excited, excitement, excitements, over excited, overexcited, over-excited, toilet paper, toilet papers, loo paper, loo papers, loo roll, loo rolls, kid, kids, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, bog roll, bog rolls, tissuesMan with typewriter on toilet.
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bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, toilet room, toilet rooms, typewriter, typewriters, writer, writers, writing, wrote, writes, write, loo, loos, loo roll, loo rolls, toilet roll, toilet rolls, paper, papers, toilet paper, toilet papers, loo paper, loo papersWe have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...
"Who will open the bid at $500?"
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