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'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'
'Yeah, I've been lucky. My business is pretty darned recession-proof.'
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
"Oh man. You're buying toilet paper on amazon? way to support an evil billionaire and his draconian labor practices."
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Toilet paper calendar
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1069 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent the loo roll.
Trump uses the Capitol Building as a toilet and the Constitution as toilet paper.
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"I hate this idea of the paperless office!" (coming out of the toilet).
Toilet paper funeral
'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'
'It just hasn't been my day.'
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'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'
Emergency in space.
"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."
Man with typewriter on toilet.
We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...
'A cow goes shopping'.
"When are you going to invent toilet paper?"
"They cut me, fold me, and wrap me up just so they can tear me apart."
"Who will open the bid at $500?"
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"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."
Toilet roll beauty tips.