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'Yeah, I've been lucky. My business is pretty darned recession-proof.'
Midas in plague times
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"Oh man. You're buying toilet paper on amazon? way to support an evil billionaire and his draconian labor practices."
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'It was the only white thing I had.'
'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'
A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.
"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"
"I feel so used."
A Tree's Prayer: "...If I should die before I wake, Please don't let me come back as toilet paper. Amen."
'What did we do to deserve this...Miraculous bounty of free toilet paper!!!'
1069 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent the loo roll.
"I've watched enough TV commercials to know that this is bear country."
STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'
"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"
"They say we're going to become a paperless society! But that's one place I don't want to find without paper!"
Sudoku toilet paper
Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.
Toilet paper funeral
"Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?"
The End is Near!
'The bad news is, it's a paperless office. The good news is the exercise you'll get searching out a public bathroom.'
'Uh-oh. Almost out of carpet.'
Mummy's first and last backpacking trip.