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His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
Tags:lamb, lambs, sheep, follow, follows, followed, stalk, stalker, stalks, stalked, stalking, car, cars, auto, autos, infatuation, adoration, admiration, obsession, obsessed, hang around, harass, binoculars, spying, spy, look, looking, looked, window, windows, watch, watching, watched, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"What'll it be, handsome?"
'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'
Tags:frankenstein, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, beauty, handsome, vain, zit, zits, spot, spots, pimple, pimples, date, dates, looks, looking, looker, lookers, looked, good looking, ugly, problems, unattractive, attractive, story, stories, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
After his career in advertising faded, Hamburger Helper tried his hand in health care... It wouldn't last.
'Botox...' - pumpkin faces
"Get in there, get on your ass & find a job!"
Tags:couple, couples, marriage, marriage, married couple, married couples, unemployed, unemployment, find a job, job-hunt, job-hunting, job hunt, job hunting, jobs, job, lazy, lethargic, careless, indifferent, indifference, money, dilly dally, dilly dallying, dallying, trifling, find, finds, finding, found, look, looks, looking, looked, hunt, hunted, hunting, hunts
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
magazine for dogs and humans
If you lived here, this sign would block your view.
'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'
'The good news is that you look good. The bad news is that you're not as good as you look.'
'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'
Top - Perhaps
'Stop looking at the Christmas tree that way!'
'It looks like a rare 2008 Marks and Spencers!' - twitchers of the future
"There they all are again..."
"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."
'I didn't say you're getting old, Cap'n - I just asked if you need glasses!'
'That's strange. No matter where I stand, the eyes seem to follow me.'
'So, as you drove past three young women in bikinis, you heard a loud 'pop' in your neck and haven't been able to move your head since.'
'Don't be fooled. They're not busy working. They're looking for where I hid the water cooler.'
Tags:work, works, working, worked, worker, workers, water cooler, water coolers, cooler, coolers, look, looks, looking, looked, looker, lookers, fool, fools, fooling, fooled, trick, tricks, tricked, mislead, misleads, misleading, mislead, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretended, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The doctor will see you now.'
'I see you back there!'