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'I'm still looking for love.'
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
Bride with a lasso.
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
"I agree, we should see other people - do you know someone who would see me?"
Tags:breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, divorce, divorces, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, date, dates, looking for love, unpopular, popularity, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends
'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'
"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, looking for love, searching for love, looking for mr. right, searching for mr. right, finding mr. right, single, singles, single woman, single women, single life, alone, forever alone, lonely, giving up, encouraging, encouragement, woman, women, duck, ducks
"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, antlers, teeth, good teeth, attention, attracting a mate, attracting a partner, attraction, relationship, relationships, dating, mating season, mating, looking for love, personal appearance, beauty, attractive, good-looking, handsome, good looks, biology, science
"I'm a beggar in the house of love."
"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, looking for love, desperate, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, attracting women, man, men, bait, strategy, strategies, dating, meeting women, dog park, dog parks, dog run, dog runs
"My god she is perfect!"
"I needed someone in my life who would love me unconditionally, so I got a dog."
Dorothy and the singles bar
Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""
Tags:cat, cats, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline, felines, feline behaviour, feline behavior, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, singles ad, singles adverts, dating ad, dating ads, date, dates, dating profile, dating profiles, looking for love, personals, personal ad, personal ads
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, man, men, love, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, looking for love, searching for mr. right, mr. right, food, chocolate, chocolates, truffle, truffles, centre, centres, center, centers, caramel, candy, sweets, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picky, fussy, choosy
Whale Shark Love
"All the good ones are buried."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, dating, looking for love, searching for love, searching for mr. right, woman, women, single, single life, alone, forever alone, unmarried, spinster, spinsters, dead, death, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, buried, man, men
"Ideally, I want a guy whose eyes will well up but doesn't actually cry."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, mr. right, finding mr. right, single, singles, single women, single woman, woman, women, emotional, cry, crying, sensitive, sensitive guys, sensitive men, ideal, ideals, looking for love, picky, fussy, choosy, well up, tear, tears, teary-eyed, teary eyed, teary
"I'm not ready for a relationship, maybe after I've finished this bottle of wine?"
"I think I was a little ambitious asking for a Brad Pitt look alike, now I'm just looking for 'male, with a heartbeat'."
"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"
Jane mistakenly thought it was a good idea to turn up fashionably late for a date.