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'I'm still looking for love.'
And that's why I'm still single!
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
Bride with a lasso.
"Is there a maybe swipe?"
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."
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The men of your dreams
"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."
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"Maybe I'm never going to find the person I' supposed to do a real number on?"
"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."
""One day," Bernie hoped, "we'll go from cacti to cactus."
"I agree, we should see other people - do you know someone who would see me?"
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'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'
"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."
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"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."
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"I'm a beggar in the house of love."
"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
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"My god she is perfect!"
"I needed someone in my life who would love me unconditionally, so I got a dog."
Dorothy and the singles bar
"If you like I can set you up with a bullet I dodged."
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