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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
"Looks like he's found a loop hole."
'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'
In the loop we trust.
'First, my compliments. You almost had us on a couple of these deductions.'
'This appears to be ironclad legislation...but nothing that a few loopholes won't cure.'
'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'
'Sir, we've been out-loop holed.'
'I found a loophole in my diet rules.'
'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...'
"Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, what should the tax laws be?"