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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'
Tags:homophone, homophones, say one thing and mean another, hidden, hidden meaning, legal, legality, legalities, stand up in court, invalidate, invalidation, invalidates, validate, validation, nuptials, nuptial, vow, vows, wedding vow, wedding vows, i do, groom, groomsmen, dodgy dealer, matrimony, wedding, wedding ceremony, weddings, married, married life, marriage, red flag, dodged a bullet, bullet dodged, dealbreaker, deal breaker, word, words, word play, word-play, play on words, relationships, loophole, loop hole, loopholes, loop holes
"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
Tags:medical, denied, deny, denies, claim, claims, insurance, void, voided, voids, loop hole, loop holes, loop-hole, loop-holes, loophole, loopholes, insured, insurances, medical insurance, operator, call centre, call center, accident, accidents, underwear, dodge, dodged, legal, legality, fine print, fineprint, health insurance, health, accidental, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, bureaucrat, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, phone, phones, enquiry, inquire
'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'
'It says 'An honest product from an honest company...100% artificial''.
"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."
Tags:salesman, salesmen, terms and conditions, t&cs, t&c, technicality, technicalities, robot, robots, bot, bots, job replacement, job replacements, replace, replaces, replacing, sales, fine print, read the fine print, visit, visits, visiting, asterisk, asterisks, loophole, loopholes, loop hole, loop holes
'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'
"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"
Tags:building code, building codes, lease agreement, lease agreements, downtown, high rise, high rises, high riser, high risers, skyscraper, skyscrapers, technicality, technicalities, loophole, loopholes, loop holes, loop hole, building, buildings, personal home, personal homes, real estate, real estate developer, real estate developers, real estate development, real estate developments
"There's accounting, there's creative accounting, and then there's G. Thomas Whatly."
Tags:accounting, accountant, accountants, creative accounting, creative accountant, creative accountants, loophole, loopholes, loop hole, loopholes, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, exploit, exploits, exploitation, letter of the law, following the letter of the law, accounting practices, accounting practises, standard accounting practises, standard accounting practices, irregularity, irregularities
"Well sir, Sue here from the lab figures if we take a metal flask like this and vacuum it empty we can market the contents as a completely chemical free food additive!"
Tags:food additives, chemical additives, food marketing, diet fads, chemists, chemistry, chemical engineers, chemical engineering, health food, health foods, false advertising, false advertisement, false advertisements, food industry, marketing schemes, lab technicians, chemophobia, chemical free, chemical phobia, marketing deception, marketing deceptions, loophole, loopholes, loop hole, loop holes
I've found a loophole in your loophole
'Here's a little blues song I wrote about lost tax loopholes and lost entitlements.'
'Loophole, Loophole and Smith Accountants'
'Care to hear about a millionaire who makes over a million dollars a week and pays no income tax?'
'Sir, we've been out-loop holed.'
"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"
'Gee whiz, I don't know why I confessed to a crime I didn't commit. Maybe so I'd have an alibi for the one I did do.'
'You need to stay within the spirit of the loophole.'
'I've found our loophole. When he turns 18, he's no longer a child. THEN we can leave him behind.'
A popular hangout for attorneys.
'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...'