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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'
'It says 'An honest product from an honest company...100% artificial''.
"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."
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'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'
"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"
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"Well sir, Sue here from the lab figures if we take a metal flask like this and vacuum it empty we can market the contents as a completely chemical free food additive!"
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I've found a loophole in your loophole
'Here's a little blues song I wrote about lost tax loopholes and lost entitlements.'
'Loophole, Loophole and Smith Accountants'
'Care to hear about a millionaire who makes over a million dollars a week and pays no income tax?'
'Sir, we've been out-loop holed.'
"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"
'I've found our loophole. When he turns 18, he's no longer a child. THEN we can leave him behind.'
'You need to stay within the spirit of the loophole.'
Small Town USA.
Gerald is convinced that not paying any taxes is the best revenge
I hear he's a very holistic lawyer. He knows all the loop holes.
A popular hangout for attorneys.
'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...'