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'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
Women's Synchronized Peeing
Tags:synchronized swimming, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronised swimmer, synchronised swimmers, synchronised swimming, eating out, dining out, going to the bathroom, going to the loo, going to the toilet, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, buddy system, buddy systems, double date, double dates
"Ah! Here it is!"
At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.
Tags:book, books, club, clubs, meeting, meetings, gather, gathers, gathering, gatherings, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrasses, embarrassing, control, controls, bladder, bladders, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, unable, inability, inabilities, problem, problems, ashamed, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Closed for cleaning.
Tags:toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, urology, urologist, urologists, doctor, doctors, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, typical, nuisance, nuisances, misfortune, awkward, desperate, desperation, urine, urinary, close, closed, closing, closer, close to home
Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".
Tags:public washroom, public washrooms, public bathroom, public bathrooms, public toilet, public toilets, public restroom, public restrooms, public loo, public loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, ladies room, lady's room, women's room, public, unclean, gross, disgusting, unhygienic, unsanitary, service, vending machine, vending machines, pad, pads, sanitary pad, sanitary pads, sanitary napkin, sanitary napkins, tampon, tampons, sanitary towel, sanitary towels, menstrual pad, menstrual pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, monthly cycle, month cycles, emergency, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene product, feminine hygiene products, woman, women
'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'
Tags:rugby, scrum, scrums, potty, potties, toilet, toilets, break, breaks, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, lesson, lessons, scrummage, scrummages, rugby union, rugby league, loo, loos, desperate, desperation, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, ask permission, asks permission, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'
Where Yule Logs Come From.
Tags:parrot, parrots, parroted, parroting, imitate, imitating, imitation, imitations, imitator, imitators, copy, copying, copy cat, copy-cat, toilet humour, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, cloakroom, cloakrooms, lavatory, lavatories, w.c.w.c.s, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, going to the toilet, fart, farts, farting, fart joke, fart jokes, poo, pooing, poop, excrement, excretion, pet, pets, pet parrot, pet parrots, pet owner, pet owners
At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.
Tags:mike tyson, heavyweight, heavyweights, belt, belts, box, boxes, boxer, boxers, boxing, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopper, shoppers, shopping, irritable bowel syndrome, ibs, toilet, toilets, paper, papers, roll, rolls, loo, loos, punch, punches, punching, anger, angry, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
Tags:dung, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, insect, insects, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, block, blocked, blockages, sabotage, saboteur, sabotages, sabotaging, service, services, air, airs, enquiry, enquires, complains, complaint, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Employees Must Wash Hands
Tags:hygiene, hygiene standards, hand wash, hand washing, was hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, staff bathroom, staff bathrooms, staff toilet, staff toilets, double standard, double standards, employee, employees, office workers, office worker, instruct, instructions, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, loo, loos, washroom sign, washroom signs, restroom sign, restroom signs, bathroom sign, bathroom signs, hygiene regulation, hygiene regulations
Og invents the port-a-potty.
Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom
Tags:prehistoric, prehistory, history, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, tunnel, tunnels, male, female, males, females, gender, genders, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, wc, wcs, men's room, women's room, line, lines, queue, queues, lining up, queuing, line up, long line, long lines, long queue, long queues, wait, waits, waiting, longer, always, male vs. female, men vs. women, sign, signs, signage
"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desk, check-in, staff, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aisle, aisles, aisle seat, aisle seats, seat, seats, seating, aisle seating, reserved, reservation, reservations, passenger, passengers, trip, tripping, restroom, restrooms, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, flight, flights, flying, rude passenger, rude passengers, customer service, service
'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'
'Damn this paperless office!'
Rodin's 'The Stinker'.
"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"
Tags:men's room, men's rooms, bathroom, bathrooms, loo, loos, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, urinal, urinals, cellphone, cellphones, telephone, telephones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ego, egotistical
'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'