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"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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"I trust him on military issues."
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, holy land, holy war, crusade, crusades, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, off to war, going to war, going to battle, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, battle, battles, religion, religious, wife, wives, husband, husbands, missing, crying, weeping, sad, relationship, relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, ldr, ldrs, l.d.r., l.d.r.s, lord, lords, lady, ladies, king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, find something to do, interest, interests, personal crusade, personal crusades, campaign, campaigns, movement, movements, going away, long trip, long trips, business trip, business trips
"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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The Book of Millie
Tags:book, books, religious text, religious texts, bible, bibles, sacred text, sacred texts, god, gods, lord, faith, faithful, weightloss, lossing weight, weight, body image, body images, low self-esteem, bad self-esteem, beauty standard, beauty standards, harmful beauty standard, harmful beauty standards, fat, thin, diet industry
"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."
Tags:knight, knights, army, armies, medieval knight, medieval knights, medieval army, medieval armies, castle, castles, medieval castle, medieval castles, lady, ladies, lord, lords, lord and lady, geoffrey of angouleme, angouleme, history, french history, medieval france, settle hash, settle dispute, settling disputes, uprising, uprisings, informal language, anachronism, anachronistic
That New-Time Religion
"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."
"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
Tags:moses, burning bush, burning bushes, miracle, miracles, bible, bible story, bible stories, torah, prophet, prophets, prophecy, prophecies, drama queen, drama queens, dramatic, dramatics, gesture, gestures, showy, overly dramatic, lord, god, god the father, over-the-top, showy, show-off, show-offs
"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."
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"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."
God's map of the universe
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."
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'You got a CBE? Good grief, what have you been up to now?'
"I'm praying to you directly, lord, as my attorney's prayers seem to have gone unanswered."
"You talkin' to me?"
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"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."
"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."
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God takes the lord's name in vain
"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."
Tags:drones, robots, god, omnipresent, omnipresence, omnipotent, omnipotence, gods, lord, drone, drone strike, drone strikes, relax, relaxes, day off, days off, easy street, better living, better life, robot, drone, workload, workloads, heavy workload, heavy workloads, work life, working life, mankoff
Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.
"When you have all the answers, what's left?"
Tags:god, omnipotent, omnipotence, omniscient, omniscience, all knowing, all-knowing, all-powerful, all powerful, creator, creators, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, meaning of life, lord, the almighty, the creator, deity, divine being, heaven, psychiatrist, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysis, angel, angels
"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."
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"You don't look anything like your pictures."
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