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"You just self-deprecated yourself right out of a job."
Tags:job interview, job interviews, personnel, hr, human resources, self-deprecation, self deprecation, self-deprecated, self deprecated, fire, fires, fired, firing, performance review, performance appraisal, job appraisal, job review, personality type, personality types, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, modest, modesty, loser, losers, lose out, loses out, losing out, miss out, misses out, missing out
"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."
Tags:fire, firing, fired, sack, sacked, getting the sack, can, canned, canning, sacking, getting canned, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, unemployed, unemployment, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, laid-offs, ageism, age discrimination, insensitive, insensitivity, forced retirement, forced into retirement, loser, losers, executive, executives, manager, managers, bad manager, bad managers, boss, bosses
"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, mooch
Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
Tags:chicken and the egg, chicken or the egg, winner, winners, loser, losers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, philosophy, big question, big questions, philosophical question, philosophical questions, competition, competitions, competitve, competitiveness, race, races, evolution, theory of evolution
'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, basket ball, basketball team, coach, coaching, coaches, coached, note, notes, message, messages, messaging, apologetic, apologise, apologize, apologising, apologizing, game, games, lose, loser, losers, losing, loss, punishing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Yard Sale at the Romneys'
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
Tags:basement, basement dweller, basement dweller, live at home, living at home, lives at home, superhero, superheroes, parent, parents, parents' house, parents house, useless, worthless, non-contributor, non-contributors, non-contributing, loser, losers, millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, appearance, appearances, facade, facades, faker, fakers, faking, impressive, all show, comic, comics, comic book, comic books
"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, playing golf, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, professional golfer, professional golfers, loser, losing, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, break down, break downs, breaking downs, cry, crying, emergency contact, emergency contacts, overreact, overreaction, overreactions
"I call no quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You lose! I win!"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, presidential podium, white house podium, press conference, press conferences, white house press conference, presidential press conference, childish, infantile, juvenile, immature, silly, stupid, win, wins, winner, lose, loser, losers, losing
Popeye Switches to Kale.
Tags:olive, spinach, kale, heathy living, healthy eating, healthy food, food fads, faddy foods, health food, health foods, food trend, food trends, food, foods, poor decisions, poor decision, bad decision, bad decisions, wrong choice, wrong choices, poor choices, mistake, mistakes, defeat, lose, loser, losing, food blogger, food bloggers, nutritionist, nutritionists, dieticians, dietician
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I wasn't cable-ready."
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Tags:braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, previous life, previous lives, reincarnation, religion, religious, schlub, schlubs, talentless, unattractive, socially awkward, clumsy, stupid, dumb, loser, losers, bad news
'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
Tags:adult living with parents, living with parents, living in parents basement, grown up, grow up, move, moved, moving, living at home, living with mom and dad, mom and dad, parents, mom, dad, mother, father, son, adult son, move out, moved out, immature, mamas boy, mommas boy, dependant, scrounger, scroungers, immaturity, child, childish, dependency, loser, losers, couch potato, nerd, geek, empty nest, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent's basement, parents' basement, basement dweller, basement dwellers, adult child
Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school
Tags:school friend, school friends, high school, friends from school, friend, friends, best friend, best friends, old friends, old friend, only friend, only friends, loser, loser, loner, loners, country bumpkin, yokel, cow, cows, tortoise, tortoise, animal lover, animal lovers, pet, pets, iowa, iowa stereotype, iowa stereotypes
Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
Tags:baseball, coach, baseball player, baseball players, baseball coach, game, games, match, sport, sports, american sport, winner, winners, loser, losers, competition, competitor, bench, benched, sidelined, soil, soiled, uniform, uniforms, unity, embarrassed, embarrassment, shame, shameful, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing
"Damn, you are smooth."
Tags:cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, infidelities, smooth, smooth character, smooth characters, slick character, slick characters, unsuspecting, unsuspecting husband, unsuspecting husbands, husband, husbands, wife, wives, three-way, three-ways, menage a trois, adulterer, adulterers, pay attention, paying attention, inattentive, bookworm, bookworms, loser, losers