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Satan Fast Food
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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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Thinning the herd.
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Northeast Diet Center.
"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'
New weight loss pills.
"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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Beware of the fat tax!
"None for me, thanks."
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'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'
'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'
"Does this make you look fat? Who care, Martha! We're going to church, for cryin' out loud!"
"How's the diet coming, Mr. Sims?"
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"Have you been putting on weight?"
"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."
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"How far is two pounds from here?"
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"I appreciate your desire for a new photo ID following your significant weight loss, but our policy to decline your request is based on the sad reality that you're probably going to gain it all back."
"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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To the frustration of trick-or-treaters, the Wagners were obsessed with the Atkins Diet.
'He needs to be on a strict diet of genetically engineered low-fat mice.'