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"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."
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"Owing to cutbacks in our news department, here is Rod Ingram to guess at what happened today in a number of places around the globe."
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"There, there! Two, maybe three doors down. Someone has an idea!"
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Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"Casual dress hasn't yielded the results we'd hoped for."
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
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Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....
'The numbers don't look good. Ironically, there's no quick fix.'
'Here's where accounting went all ethical on us.'
"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."
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"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."
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'Today's financial report will be a short one: We had money, now we don't.'
'We need another word for 'loss' that doesn't sound like loss.'
But under a different accounting convention ...
For your stress test, just log on to your 401k.
"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."
Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure.
"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."
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'Gentlemen... the handkerchiefs are for waving and cheering.'
'No, anabolic steroids won't keep you in the workforce longer, to make up for your 401k losses.'
'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'
'Shouldn't we pull this corporation over and ask for directions.'
'The buck gets lost here'.
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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