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Satan Fast Food
Tags:fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptation, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
"One slice—hold the bread."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizza place, pizza parlor, pizza parlour, parlor, parlour, italian, italians, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, women, woman, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, middle management, hierarchy, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, fat, fat shaming, weight, body weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, chubby, beer belly, beer bellies, losing weight, weightloss, weight loss, middle, middles, stomach, stomachs, managing, fitness, health, wordplay, word play
"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
Tags:yoga mat, yoga mats, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga lesson, yoga lessons, fitness class, fitness classes, fitness regime, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, diet plan, diet plans, workout, workouts, skipping meals, gossip, show off, show offs, showing off, gossiping, weight loss, losing weight
"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
Tags:holiday, holidays, weight gain, weight loss, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, lose weight, losing weight, lost weight, compliment, compliments, complimenting, diet, diets, dieting, new year's resolution, new years resolution, resolution, resolutions, christmas, christmas season, snowman, snowmen, frosty, christmas song, christmas songs
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, counting your blessings, counting carbs, counting calories, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, slimming down, losing weight, watching weight, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, carbohydrate, counting, wish, wishes, wishing, desire, desires, beauty, beauty standards, health, self-confidence, self-esteem, body image
"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"
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Tags:jack sprat, jack spratt, dietary restriction, dietary restrictions, restricted, diet, diets, gluten free, gluten, msg, chocolate, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, kosher, artisanal, artisan, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, organic, fad, fads, fad diet, fad diets, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, overzealous, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, lose friends, losing friends
"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
Before and After Holiday Diet
"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problem, instinct, instincts, instinctive, primal instinct, primal instincts, blood, shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, diet plan, diet plans, good intention, good intentions, best intention, best intentions
"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
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'Actually, according to your height, you're at your ideal body weight.'
"Bear in mind that we just bought string bikinis."
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"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, tread mill, tread mills, tread-mills, tread-mills, exercise machines, exercise machines, exercising machines, exercising machine, running machine, running machines, office, offices, office workers, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, mistake, mistaken, misconception, misconceived, oblivious, health conscious, health obsessed, healthy living, healthy lifestyle, exercised obsessed, exercise obsession, exercise obsession disorder, treadmill desks, treadmill desks, tread mill desk, tread-mill desk, running machine desks, running machine desks, losing weight, lose weight, obese, obesity, over weight, over-weight, office walking desk, office walking desks, health craze, health fad, impractical, impracticality, blind, blindness, right under your nose
"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"
Tags:bird, birds, choice, choices, discipline, fit, fitter, fitness, disciplined, healthy choices, sweet, sweets, let yourself go, letting yourself go, gluten free, gluten-free, low carb, low-carb, keto, ketogenic, ketosis, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, dieting, dietting, weight, weigh, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, fitness, fit, health, body conscious, haes, health at every size, calorie, calories, cico, calories in calories out, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates, caloric, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, boredom, bored, comfort eating, comfort food
"Maybe I should run on the beach."
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, sandpiper, sandpipers, sand piper, sand pipers, waterfowl, beach, beaches, beach body, beach bodies, run, runs, running, runner, runners, compare, comparison, comparisons, body shame, body shames, body shaming, exercise, exercises, exercising, fat, fatness, overweight, obese, obesity, skinny, skinniness
"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'