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"Instead of digging a hole to China, I've hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us."
"The salad days are over. Time for the big fork."
"We video all these trick or treat transactions... for security reasons."
Safety Goggles and Breathing Apparatus must be worn in the Sandpit
"When I was young, our novels were never graphic."
'New Millennium' 'Mind you don't drag any of that rubbish in on your feet!'
Santa Takes Precautions Against Anthrax
"A noise? Oh, THAT. It wasn't anything, really. Just the final vestige of my sense of decency and fair play falling to the floor with a sickening thud. But thanks for asking, Tom."