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'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'
"We don't consider you luggage 'lost', we like to think it's off on an adventure."
"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
Tags:journey, journeys, destination, destinations, lost luggage, lost baggage, baggage claim, baggage claims, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, run-around, giving the runaround, excuse, excuses, cliche, cliches, life, life philosophy, life philosophies, irrelevant, irrelevance, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
How to deal with rude customers.
"Hell: The Airport"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, hell, after death, religion, religious, afterlife, stress, stressful, anxiety, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, cancellation, cancellations, lost luggage, lost baggage, missed flights, cancelled flights, canceled flights, crowd, crowds, crowded, line, lines, lineups, queue, queues, queuing, lining up, security, immigration, check-in, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desks, lost, traffic, bad experience, bad experiences
"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."
"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, pirate, pirates, treasure, treasure chest, treasure chests, luggage, baggage, lost luggage, lost baggage, lost treasure, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, problem, problems, lost, found, lost and found, captain, captains, crew, digging, buried, buried treasure, airline, airlines, flying, air travel
'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'
"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."
"It's the airline. The luggage you lost seven years ago is still lost."
"I'm sorry, ma'am. We thought your luggage tags said 'Austria'."
"That's the one that got lost on our trip to Miami in 1997.'
'Immediately after Orville Wright's historic 12-second flight, his luggage could not be located.
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
Tags:luggage, baggage, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, airport, airports, airport check in, airport check ins, bag, bags, lost luggage, lost baggage, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, tourist, tourists, travel, suitcase, suitcases, superstition, superstitions, superstitious
"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."
Tags:air travel, plane travel, airline travel, plane, planes, airline, airlines, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, luggage, baggage, baggage claim, luggage claim, lost luggage, lost baggage, optimism, glass half full, angel, angels, heaven, dying, death, plane crash, plane crashes, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives
"Look. Our lost luggage has a Facebook page."
Airport - You are here ... Your luggage is here.
"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."
After a lifetime of shaking Christmas gifts, Katie became an inevitable airport security officer.
"While we try to locate your baggage please take time to choose Useless Airways as a travel partner."
Tags:airway, airways, flight, flights, air, airplane, aeroplane, airport, jet, plane, airports, luggage, baggage, lost, belt, suitcase, suitcases, property, custom, customs, flying, travel, partner, choice, choosing, recorded, message, insult, insulting, irritation, incompetence, airline, customer, service, family, lost baggage, lost luggage, lost baggage claim, lost baggage claims
Where lost luggage goes. . .
"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."
"The airline will review your claim in 90 days ... or you can take your pick of any bag off the next arrival."
Tags:baggage claim, baggage claims, luggage claim, luggage claims, luggage, lost baggage, lost luggage, baggage, baggages, arrival, arrivals, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, airport, airports, customer service, customer services, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies
"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."