Lost Everything Cartoons and Comics

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"The latest statement says that our nest egg is now at zero. I'm pretty sure it won't go below that."

Too old and too experienced

"Sometimes I feel like all we have left is our top-flight education, our generational wealth, and our secure place in the business-world boys'-club network."

"When this is over the estate sales are going to be amazing. I'm already planning mine."

"He was my drinking buddy which is not a good basis for a partnership."

"Honey, this is that new accounting team I was telling you about. Due to certain irregularities on my part, they'll be taking the house, the car and a couple of the kids."

"This little piggy got totally screwed by the market."

"I'm hoping to buy back everything I lost in the divorce at the garage sale she's having."

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"Oh honey, our first bankruptcy!"

"I guess we'll have to walk to the poor house."

'Say, aren't you my old financial advisor?'

"So how did your audit go?"