Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Always the last place you look!"
"You left this on our ship."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuff animals, stuffie, stuffy, stuffies, abduction, abductions, lost item, lost items, left behind, forgot, forgotten
Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service
Tags:postal service, post office, mail, mails, mail carrier, mail carriers, mail service, pray, prays, prayer, prayers, god, gods, misdeliver, misdelivery, misdelivered, lost item, lost items, missing, delivery, deliveries, wrong address, wrong addresses, return to sender, hope, hopes, incompetent, incompetence, systemic failure, systemic failures, optimist, optimists, optimistic, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, frustrating, irritating, irritation, irritations
"Well, that about does... Wait, has anybody seen my watch?"
Tags:surgery, surgeries, watch, watches, lost item, lost items, lost watch, lost watches, lost, surgeon, surgeons, careless, careless mistake, careless mistakes, consequence, consequential mistake, consequential mistakes, malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, malpractice lawsuit, malpractice lawsuits
"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."
'It used to be the 'lost and found' department.'
"So that's what happened to little June Marie!"
As a child, St. Anthony's gift of finding things wasn't appreciated.
Tags:st. anthony, reynolds unwrapped, saint anthony, st anthony, easter egg, easter eggs, chocolate egg, chocolate eggs, easter egg hunt, easter egg hunts, easter, easter time, easter-time, eastertime, catholic saint, catholic saints, roman catholic, roman catholics, anthony of padua, patron saint, lost item, lost items, lost things
"That's St. Anthony of Padua. He finds every ball I hit in the woods."
Tags:saints, saint, roman catholic, roman catholics, roman catholicism, catholics, catholicism, catholic, golf, golf ball, golfer, golfers, golf balls, golf player, gold players, golf course, golf courses, woods, finding, st. anthony, saint anthony, lost items, saint, saints, faiths, faith, god, religion, reynolds unwrapped, religious belief, religious beliefs
"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."
'You say you still had it with you when you went to your meeting with Machiavelli?'
"Yes, I see where you left your phone."
"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"
"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."
"I can't find my purse. Have you seen it?"
"Ouch! What's fallen into the couch this time?"
"So, how'd the big housecleaning project go?"
Tags:baldo, clean house, cleans house, cleaning house, help, helps, helping, friend, friends, favor, favors, doing a favor, doing favors, favour, favours, borrower, borrowers, borrowing, loan, loans, lend, lends, lending, loaning, loan out, loans out, loaning out, return, returns, returning, housekeeper, housekeepers, lost item, lost items
'If we did have it, we don't now. Have you tried Lost and Found?'
Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -
I can smell the cheese sandwiches.
'Has anyone handed in this gentleman's marbles, Colin?'
'Excuse me, you can't just remove those items, you need to fill in this form.'
'Why do people say, 'It's always in the last place you look?'... Of course it is, why would you keep looking after you've found it?'
Lost and found and lost again.
Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'