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"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"
"I forgot where I parked my business."
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'I lost my job as a proof-reader because I some words out.'
"I'd like you to head up the new team recently let go."
'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'
"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect."
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"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."
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"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
Tags:incompetence, incompetent, fired, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, lost job, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, hiring manager, hiring managers, outsource, outsourcing, outsourced, recognition, fail, failure, failed, failing, bad employee, employee, employees, ex employee, ex employees, employer, employers, making cuts, budget cuts, office, offices
"I forgot and said, 'I know' which was misunderstood and I lost my job as a 'yes' man."
Lost my job at the call center. Please help!
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"We're obligated to help dismissed employees find another job, so here's your original resume."
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'We need to move with the times - you're deleted.'
"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."
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I like being on benefits, as it gives me lots of time to work'
'Former wall street financial whiz will work for obscene salary, bonus,perks...'
'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'
'Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.'
'My work/life balance is brilliant - I've lost my job and I haven't got a life'
"I busted unions for 30 years until the company tossed me out without a pension."
'It all started one day, when my doctor told me I had to learn how to relax.'
'What do you mean, for Simkins? I'M Simkins!'
'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'
"Things were great and then I was fired. Now I have to work for a living."
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'The McGruder corporation is going down the tube. They just fired me.'
'We've downsized. You'll have to pull it yourself.'