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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'
"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
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"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
Beware of the fat tax!
'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'
'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'
'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'
"It's true that guidance on the 'best' diet is in constant flux but I've yet to see any of them recommending just profiteroles and gin!"
"I was told that my weight might be the result of my genes, so I wondered whether you could prescribe me a new pair!"
The lying scale.
The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.
'I have to lose some weight...Every time I want to rest on my laurels I find I need wider laurels.'
"Ready to head back?"
To the frustration of trick-or-treaters, the Wagners were obsessed with the Atkins Diet.
'Honestly, Larry - you need to lose some weight.'
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'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'
"I'm after something three sizes too big that makes me look like I've lost weight.
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'I can't eat because I'm on a diet, I can't drink because of my ulcer and I can't be merry because I'm a grouch.'
'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'
'I'm on a strict diet... so no pie charts.'
The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.
'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'
'Stay with your diet, take all your pills, and buy a new dress.'
Lose 20lbs. by Thanksgiving.