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"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."
'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'
"It's not the ticket I'm worried about."
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'Can we call a realtor now?!'
Although tragic for her family, being turned into salt made Lot's wife very popular with cows.
'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'
Lot and his wife adopt a dog...
'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'
'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'
'Maybe it needs a little curb appeal.'
'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'
'You won't find a nicer view for the price they're asking!'
Hind Site. (Sign: Future Home of Endsley Proctology).
Horse for Sale
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"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."
The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!
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'Fred always makes a poor first impression ? he says it saves a lot of time.'
'You're right, doc. Looking back, I've always turned to salt.'
Pass the salt...
'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.
'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'
'You're consuming way too much sodium. Read the story of Lot's wife, and come back next week.'
"Got any salt, Lot?"
'You bought it - you can lie in it!'
'He's upset after finding out 'lol' means 'lots of laughs'... not 'lots of loot'.'