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"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
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"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
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"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
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'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'
'Well no wonder it didn't work!'
'. . . or are you implying that it was a lotion and not, in fact, a smoothie.'
"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."
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Thick Skin Lotion
"Try some of this lotion. Apparently, the crowd doesn't want a belly-itcher."
'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'
"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."
'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'
'Here love, do my front - I can't reach.'
'You better put on some lotion.'
'...because I personally rub it on.'
'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'
'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'
'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'
Birds preparing to migrate.
My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturizer and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet.
Man applying hair tonic - hair grows on his head and hands.
Explains the unreturned phone calls.
'You say he DRANK the blue lotion I left last time, and felt better right away?'