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'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'
"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
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"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."
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Highlights for Adults
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"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'
'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'
'We'll now be twice as well off by not buying a ticket.'
"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"
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"It's lotto fever."
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"Here's the story: when the rich have money, they invest it; when the poor have money, they by lottery tickets...so the government gets it."
No we don't have a retirement plan, but we give you time off to buy lottery tickets...
'I know nothing about anything.'
'Apology accepted! Good day!'
'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'
"You owe us five more dollars."
'There's no such thing as a winning lottery ticket, it's all a hoax.'
"Now, as a general rule, it's unwise to have one's assets split evenly between stocks and lottery tickets."
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'To give employees hope and keep morale up, once a month, you get a lottery ticket!'
'When did the IRS start paying refunds in lottery tickets?'
"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."
'You owe us five more dollars.'