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"You'll be sorry you made that crack if I win the lottery."
"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."
"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."
"I just won the Euromillions."
"I told her I won the lottery, I didn't tell her it was £10!"
'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'
'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'
'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'
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"if we had a $36 trillion powerball jackpot and we collected half in taxes, we could pay off the national debt!"
"It says here that you have a better chance of being abducted by aliens than winning the Powerball jackpot."
'You owe us five more dollars.'
Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."
'Stop thinking your future will go up in smoke because of a few wrong numbers on a lottery ticket!'
'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'
"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."
Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"
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"I won the lottery. Suddenly HE'S MY best friend."
"Gosh, now we can afford to go into farming."
Minted Lamb: 'Oh, my god! I've won the lotto!'
Emergency case in worker's cubicle: In case of lottery win, break glass.
'I should be able to pay off most of my student loans.'
'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'
"Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery..."