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"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
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"You'll be sorry you made that crack if I win the lottery."
I'm a member of four class action suits and I play the lottery each week. That's my retirement plan.
Trying to make ends meet in a parallel universe.
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."
'I want to give back to my community by helping others. Aren't lottery winners a particularly sad and needy group?'
"Peggy was so excited that we won something on the lottery ticket, I didn't have the heart to tell her it was only two dollars!"
"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."
'Health Clinic for the insured: Practice limited to lottery winners only.
WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.
'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'
'I'd like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to my wife, relatives and friends.'
'April fool! You didn't really win the lottery!'
"You owe us five more dollars."
"if we had a $36 trillion powerball jackpot and we collected half in taxes, we could pay off the national debt!"
"It says here that you have a better chance of being abducted by aliens than winning the Powerball jackpot."
'You owe us five more dollars.'
'IT'S NOT YOU!'
Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."
"I need a professional money manager. The success of my investment portfolio is predicated on my winning the lottery."
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'Stop thinking your future will go up in smoke because of a few wrong numbers on a lottery ticket!'
'Sure, I can give you back your winning smile. Call me when you win the lottery.'