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Lotto Tickets Cartoons and Comics
Lotto Tickets cartoon 1 of 42
"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."
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Lotto Tickets cartoon 2 of 42
'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'
Lotto Tickets cartoon 3 of 42
The Lottery
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why me, why not, why not you, lottery, lotteries, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lotto, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, luck, lucky, unlucky, god, mysterious way, mysterious ways, lord, the lord, divine will, divine wills, divinity, divine, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, god's will, will of god, unrealisticLotto Tickets cartoon 4 of 42
'Morning, Rob.'
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satchel, rob, buck, cat, cats, dog, dogs, feline, felines, canine, canines, siamese, siamese cat, siamese cats, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lotto, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, clutz, clumsyLotto Tickets cartoon 5 of 42
'You owe us five more dollars.'
Lotto Tickets cartoon 6 of 42
"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."
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lottery, lotto, lottos, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lotteries, lotto winner, lotto winners, lottery winner, lottery winners, millionaires, millionaire, gambling, odds, winner, ticket, ridiculous, chance, luck, statistics, calculation, probability, maths, math, store, newsagent, betting, logicLotto Tickets cartoon 7 of 42
"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."
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stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, commodities, commodity training, stock market, stock markets, portfolio, portfolios, investment, investments, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, lotto, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, bingo chip, bingo chips, financial security, retirement fund, retirement funds, pension, pensionsLotto Tickets cartoon 8 of 42
'Is the Lotto a roll-over this week?'
Lotto Tickets cartoon 9 of 42
"Ooh, that reminds me. I must remember to put my lottery numbers on."
Lotto Tickets cartoon 10 of 42
"Pack your bags, Maureen! I've got the lottery up love!"
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lotto, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, lotto winner, lotto winners, lotto win, lotto wins, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lottery winner, lottery winners, lottery win, lottery wins, leave, leaves, leaving, leaving home, separate, separates, separation, divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, split, splits, splitting, split up, splitting up, split-up, split-ups, old age, old man, old woman, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, old women, unhappy, marriage, marriagesLotto Tickets cartoon 11 of 42
"Did you know that if you win, the lottery tells the IRS?"
Lotto Tickets cartoon 12 of 42
When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"
Lotto Tickets cartoon 13 of 42
"Look, Tia Carmen...I bought lottery tickets!"
Lotto Tickets cartoon 14 of 42
"I can't believe you bought a lottery ticket, Dad. I thought you didn't believe in gambling."
Lotto Tickets cartoon 15 of 42
"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."
Lotto Tickets cartoon 16 of 42
"This is it! These are the lottery tickets that are going to win me $20 million!"
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baldo, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, lucky sign, lucky signs, good luck, luck, winning ticket, winning tickets, assumption, assumptions, spurious correlation, spurious correlations, correlation, correlationsLotto Tickets cartoon 17 of 42
"Instead of getting a job this summer, I'm buying 50 lottery tickets every week."
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baldo, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, strategy, strategies, flawed strategy, flawed strategies, flawed logic, logic, logic issue, logic issues, inefficient, inefficiency, bad investment, bad investments, investment strategy, investment strategies, invest, invests, investingLotto Tickets cartoon 18 of 42
"Tia Carmen, if you want to improve your odds, there are certain strategies you can take. Like tracking, wheeling, pooling...."
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baldo, game of chance, games of chance, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, strategy, strategies, low odds, winning strategy, winning strategies, jackpot, jackpots, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, shrine, shrines, virgin mary, catholic, catholics, christian, christians, christianity, lucky, pure luck, long odds, bad odds, poor oddsLotto Tickets cartoon 19 of 42
"Here's that lottery ticket I told you about! I matched all but five numbers! And I bought it on Thursday instead of Tuesday! Other than that, I would have won!"
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baldo, lottery, lotteries, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, scam, scams, scamming, logic, fuzzy logic, bad logic, illogical, winning ticket, winning tickets, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, matching numbers, unlucky, narrow miss, narrow misses, false sense of hope, false senses of hope, irrational, irrational decision, irrational decisionsLotto Tickets cartoon 20 of 42
"Humans have forgotten that they are linked to the Earth. Like swallows...sea turtles...wildebeests! When we once again learn how to read Earth's rhythms, we'll all be better off!"
Lotto Tickets cartoon 21 of 42
"If I win, I'm taking my payments over the next 30 years!"
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baldo, lottery, lotteries, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, payment, payments, installment, installments, stay healthy, staying healthy, long life, long lives, long-lived, jackpot, jackpots, old person, old people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, lump sum, lump sums, cash prize, cash prizesLotto Tickets cartoon 22 of 42
"Nothing is more aggravating than someone else's good luck."
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'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'
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"I had a weird math dream last night. It was full of numbers. I saw 4...8...10...14...17...38.... It made no sense!"
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"Gracie, I bought a lotto ticket based on the numbers you dreamed about yesterday!"
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