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"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."
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'Congratulations, you won $34. Let me call you a limo.'
Tags:why me, why not, why not you, lottery, lotteries, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, lotto, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, luck, lucky, unlucky, god, mysterious way, mysterious ways, lord, the lord, divine will, divine wills, divinity, divine, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, god's will, will of god, unrealistic
'You owe us five more dollars.'
"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."
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"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."
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'Is the Lotto a roll-over this week?'
"Ooh, that reminds me. I must remember to put my lottery numbers on."
"Pack your bags, Maureen! I've got the lottery up love!"
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"Did you know that if you win, the lottery tells the IRS?"
When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"
"Look, Tia Carmen...I bought lottery tickets!"
"I can't believe you bought a lottery ticket, Dad. I thought you didn't believe in gambling."
"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."
"This is it! These are the lottery tickets that are going to win me $20 million!"
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"Instead of getting a job this summer, I'm buying 50 lottery tickets every week."
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"Tia Carmen, if you want to improve your odds, there are certain strategies you can take. Like tracking, wheeling, pooling...."
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"Here's that lottery ticket I told you about! I matched all but five numbers! And I bought it on Thursday instead of Tuesday! Other than that, I would have won!"
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"Humans have forgotten that they are linked to the Earth. Like swallows...sea turtles...wildebeests! When we once again learn how to read Earth's rhythms, we'll all be better off!"
"If I win, I'm taking my payments over the next 30 years!"
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"Nothing is more aggravating than someone else's good luck."
'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'
"I had a weird math dream last night. It was full of numbers. I saw 4...8...10...14...17...38.... It made no sense!"
"Gracie, I bought a lotto ticket based on the numbers you dreamed about yesterday!"